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Reblogged from thecsph

thecsph:

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Reblogged from frisky-beast
frisky-beast:

That’s right, if you’ve been waiting to order a new customized toy, now’s the time! We have opened a limited number of custom slots for the following toys
 The Sauropod (Small and Medium) The Mini Tyrant The Euphoberia (Small and Medium) The Missing Link (Small) The Sabertooth
This window will remain open for the next 48 hours, or until all slots are filled. In addition to these toys, we have also opened a test run of custom toys using the Heat Wave option. These, too, are in very small numbers to help ensure a quicker turnaround and high quality end result! 

frisky-beast:

That’s right, if you’ve been waiting to order a new customized toy, now’s the time! We have opened a limited number of custom slots for the following toys

 The Sauropod (Small and Medium)
 The Mini Tyrant
 The Euphoberia (Small and Medium)
 The Missing Link (Small)
 The Sabertooth

This window will remain open for the next 48 hours, or until all slots are filled. In addition to these toys, we have also opened a test run of custom toys using the Heat Wave option. These, too, are in very small numbers to help ensure a quicker turnaround and high quality end result! 

Reblogged from monkeytoybox

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ or Why All the BD Ranting?

monkeytoybox:

If you’ve been in the Bad Dragon tags recently, then you’ve seen quite the range of emotion from disbelief, disappointment, frustration, and full out anger.  It probably is a touch confusing to anyone new to BD who just got their first toy (or is eyeballing one) and they waltz into the tag to see something like this:

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So what’s the deal?  Let me relate my own experiences and observations.  This is a very long post, so hold on tight, grab a snickers, and let’s do this!

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This outlines Bad Dragon’s issues really well, and for any worried followers remember there are other lovely shops for fantasy toys. (such as Damn Average, Gespensts, and Frisky Beast)

Reblogged from damnaveragesheep
damnaveragesheep:

I have ingested the inebriation potions, and they have worked in considerable speed.
So I hop on over to Etsy out of need for random browsing and this is sitting in my activity.
"Wow, this is pretty.  It’s huge but it’s really, really pretty," followed with the thought of needing to share.  Note my definition of huge is based on my limitations.
So here you go.  Worth a looksee for the rest of the work too.  Think I may need some stone in my life.  Feels good hanging from around my neck, my earlobe hole loves the stuff, I’m sure my nethers will enjoy as well…

damnaveragesheep:

I have ingested the inebriation potions, and they have worked in considerable speed.

So I hop on over to Etsy out of need for random browsing and this is sitting in my activity.

"Wow, this is pretty.  It’s huge but it’s really, really pretty," followed with the thought of needing to share.  Note my definition of huge is based on my limitations.

So here you go.  Worth a looksee for the rest of the work too.  Think I may need some stone in my life.  Feels good hanging from around my neck, my earlobe hole loves the stuff, I’m sure my nethers will enjoy as well…

The Long Coming Blog Update Post

Oh hi, it’s been a bit longer than I anticipated. I don’t really have the time to do what this blog used to be anymore, and I plan on it becoming more queue, reblog, and pretty picture focused. I totally get if you want to unfollow now, and am pretty shocked how many of you awesome people stayed around during the break. ^.^

Upcoming August Stuff: a few overdue reviews, a name change (!), a new collection pic, reworked pages

Reblogged from xenophilesanonymous

Hey darlings- I’m not really in a happy/excited/positive place right now, a few of my family members passed. I’ll try to have the mini-hiatus over for early July. xo, Ella

All the fun squishy not-actually-for-insertion toys! 
(I mean&#8230;the lobster you can use as such, but for me it&#8217;s a decor piece first)

All the fun squishy not-actually-for-insertion toys!
(I mean…the lobster you can use as such, but for me it’s a decor piece first)

First match up since my nails got hella short >.>

Toy: Orc
Colors: Tart, Heidi, and Jacqueline by Zoya and lofes’ 521 

leenoo replied to your post: That’s strange. Any toy I’ve actually been able to find on Amazon has been drastically cheaper, down to even around half the price of dedicated sex toy sites. Can you give any examples of toys that are more expensive on Amazon?

Sure, I’ll go with two Tantus ones since they just started their June 25% off pride sale (“takepride”) and I’ve been meaning to mention it X)
-Delta: $11.25 vs. $52.50
-G-Spot: $19 vs $39.89

So I had done company searches rather than item ones originally, which my bad, since waaaay more resellers are apparently selling toys on Amazon now rather than when I was an undergrad and using Amazon regularly. >.> There are still some toys, usually those that few sellers have, that are cheaper off Amazon. Some are around the same price- like BD’s cum lube and the Eroscilator series, where a sale makes the difference. But more popular models, and especially older ones, can be found cheaper.